Another Year
Another Year Chapter 1 Another year. Another year at Hogwarts School of Irritating Brats and Senile Headmasters, my only pleasure in life comes from humiliating the little brats' pathetic display of their potions brewing skills, except for my Slytherins, who have it bad enough. Now some would claim my bias against the other houses and my short 'useless' speeches is a major contributing factor in the house rivalry. I say those individuals are idiots who have never picked up a history book. The relation of the four houses has always been an uneasy one and in the last sixty years – since Dumbledore took over as Headmaster – it has steadily deteriorated. If the Dark Lord had only drowned himself in a bathtub full of sulfuric acid, a very useful muggle potion, to completely DIE rather than just split himself from his body I wouldn't have to be sitting in the gaily decorated Great Hall of Hogwarts listening to the overly warm welcome speech of the Senile o